Thursday, September 29, 2016

Media Circus Over Clowns





'MANSFIELD: 100 block of East Cook Road, Mansfield — A 20-year-old man told police he received a threatening Facebook message from "Kenny the Klown" and he feared for his life. 

Police told him not to accept friend requests from clowns.'


That one made me laugh out loud.

Which is what clowns are supposed to do. They're supposed to engage in goofy antics while wearing silly-looking clothing, garish face paint and bright orange wigs. They're supposed to unload a dozen at a time from compact cars, ride tiny bicycles and pull yards and yards of knotted silk scarves from their mouths.

That's what they are supposed to do. Make people laugh.

Not so much recently, however. Now that the 'Pokemon Go' media frenzy has passed, the creepy clowns have taken their places in headlines across the country. From right here in north central Ohio to Greely, Colorado to Kern County, California to Rainbow City, Alabama, clowns and clown threats are disrupting schools and terrorizing communities. Police and school resources have been redirected to combat a wave of social media terroristic threats alleging violent, imminent attacks at schools and colleges.

And that is no laughing matter.

In Alabama, two adults and five juveniles face felony charges of making terroristic threats via social media directed at schools...while posing as internet clowns.

Roll Tide! I'm with them whole-heartedly. In this day and age, especially in light of recent school shootings, law enforcement and prosecutors need to act swiftly and justly in making an example of those that would perpetrate such acts, clowns or not. 

As for the rest of us? Get off those social media platforms and stop believing everything you see and read on them. The less exposure these clowns are given the sooner this fad will pass.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Another 'What Was He Thinking?' Episode





Never, ever dare police officers to take you to jail.

Because they will.

James Massengale found that out. The Islamorada, Florida homeless man decided he'd enter the waters of Library Beach Creek, joining two adult manatees swimming with two calves. Massengale touched the mammals repeatedly, which is a violation of state game laws, and bystanders called law enforcement to the scene after he told them the only way he was leaving was if "...somebody with a badge..." told him to. Massengale then proceeded to ride one of the animals in the water.

Enter the State of Florida Fish and Game officer who DID tell him to exit the creek. Massengale was in the process of being issued a criminal summons in lieu of arrest for the misdemeanor violation when he began taunting officers, telling them he wouldn't even show up for court.

When the man started chanting 'Take me to jail! Take me to jail!', he was arrested and then incarcerated in the Monroe County Jail for refusing to obey lawful orders of a law enforcement officer.

It will happen every time.


                                James Massengale Jr.