How lazy has our society become when we need our
refrigerator to connect with our smart phone so we can see what’s inside?
Apparently the Samsung Corporation, headquartered in South
Korea, thinks today’s kitchen appliance consumer is a pretty shiftless bunch,
because they’ve sunk enough cash into their ‘Family Hub’ refrigerator to pay
off the national debt of Bolivia.
We can’t put our Galaxy 7s down long enough to walk to the
refrigerator; instead we can decide between yesterday’s meat loaf or those
three slices of pizza from the comfort of the recliner, thanks to those
wonderful cameras Samsung installed inside its glorified icebox/laptop combo.
However, due to the smart interface and screen monitor
Samsung slapped on the outside of the upper right door, you can stream music,
watch videos, shop or just surf the ‘net while waiting for your toaster to
eject its crispy, hot bread for breakfast. And get this … now you can tell if you’re out of butter or jelly without opening the ‘fridge door!
We ARE becoming the Jetsons.
Samsung has created a Fridge Too Far.
Next we’ll have cameras inside the cupboard doors to tell us
if we need more Rice Krispies or we’re out of sugar. Then someone will figure
out how to hack our bathroom cabinets; the last thing I need is for some guy
living in his Mom’s basement outside of Prague knowing that I’m almost out of
Q-Tips.
Our toilets will have under-the-rim sensors, interfaced with
the new RollHub dispenser, so that we don’t use too much toilet paper…and you’ll
be able to check the toilet paper roll status via your smart phone.
I mean, after all, we now have smart beds to tell us via our
smart phone just how well we really slept, don’t we?
I’m living in a world I don’t understand… and yes I DO want
the 70s back.
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